[intro] Respect your country boy...this is the land of the free, the home of the brave...this is America God Dammit, WE BROUGHT COMMIES DOWN TO THEIR KNEES!!! [verse] I'm Abe tha Babe you're wondering how I got my damn name, It's cause I'm coming from a place that you can't claim, that's a union that the states have made, but Puerto Rico and Cuba didn't make the grade. Let's just say, God Bless the Great U.S. of A. Shit, we've been kicking ass and taking names since Pompeii, with Lady Liberty as my prom date. When Saddam Hussein took Kuwait, he picked the wrong day... [bridge] Yes sir, thought he could f*ck with U.S. of A...shit...that's like rap outselling country...it just ain't happening... [verse] Datblasted gangsta rappers clogging up the flotsam, radio's sounding like a petrified log jam. God damn...I said GOD DAMN! It makes me mad, like when Uncle Sam lost Viet Nam. That's why I joined the Marines to be a harder man, went to Afghanistan and grabbed a great farmer tan. I shot Osama, but that was just a part of plan, he ain't get a body bag, I put him in a garbage can! [bridge] ...but that shit's classified. It's what the military likes to call "preparing the country for a perpetual state of war..." that's just good business. You don't want to know that he's still alive, and you don't wanna know that he's dead...the less you know the more comfortable you live...HELL YEAH! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Tha name's Abe, holla if you wanna play, but if it's fer life or death...look the other way. There ain't a figure more bigger than Thor, figure your better off in a figure four. Futher- more, I'll flip yer whore...sample her be- twixt some brethren and call her a smore. Baberaham Lincoln's gone score, with a little more, like celebrity porn. [hook] Hooo! And God bless my American life, Hooo! And God bless my American wife, Hooo! And God bless my American right, to do it big, and get rich or die tryin' Hooo! And God bless my American life, Hooo! And God bless my American wife, Hooo! And God bless my American pie, it ain't cherry, it's mary, like it's Christmas time... I'm a capitalist, I ain't gone lie, if Jay-Z can do it, shit, so can I, and the Stabbin' Hobo gone live free or die, so I don't tax him, like the IRS might. Why? We're white, right? Dem boys stick together like pieces of rice, I heard white privilege is nice...so I bring all my colorful friends into the light. [hook] [bridge] Red...for the injuns, who grew this land, and for the blood and the passion, that moved this land. White...for the fathers who knew this land, was right for the fightin' and the freedom, to choose this land. Blue...for the backs of blacks, used for this land, 'til finally we're just fam. Stars and stripes...for the heart 'o life, no more man a- gainst man, now we harmonize like a big band, and I'm a big fan, born and bred a redneck, homegrown on grits, cornbread and ham. Papa was a big man with a big hand, that hurt, I led his ass into quicksand. Mama was a flirt who used to cut her skirts for some quick cash, but one little sperm slipped past, I coulda hung my head, like whiplash, bitchin' 'bout shit I never could get past... ...but then I'd be like them. Forget that. I came from trash and made the shit rap [hook-beat change]

[hook] Save the country! Bolster the economy! We gave those dolts enough rope, let's find a tree! GO GREEN! GO GREEN! GO GREEN! GO GREEN! It's time to find the Republicans a big ditch and put 'em in it, with most of the lobbyists, ever heard of the Whigs or the Federalists? Exactly...that's cause they're deader than Dick! When the party moves away from the people (the body), the people move away from the party, sorry! Selfish interests and big business bleed the starving, you'll lose to a stronger army, ask Charlie! And no Karl Rove's gonna save your faces, case your clown make-up's too ancient, you can't scrape it, and Schwartzenhegger can't erase it...so go on, moveon.org before we strip you naked, case transparency's a comin', and your day of reckonin' will peel you apart, like the onion. When layer after layer is uncovered, and the way your makin' paper is discovered, you'll go the way of JFK brother. [hook] I used to like him, but no more Nader, (why?) He's got as much chance of comin' back as Darth Vader. He had the right left hand, a smart trader. Barack's left handed (right!) Now that's a dark stranger! But what's stranger than strange, is how does one change a government that's a stranger to change, with out a sniper takin' his aim, or the CIA playin' their games, or usurpers waiting in the wings? Can one man stand in the path of a juggernaut, and do the right thing like his mother taught? I tell you what a brother outta do, talk to a few in the know, and expose those other truths... You know, like they killed JFK, they killed MLK, they took the World Trades away...all in the name of 'clear the way!' to a fascist state, so long as they feel safe? [hook] You know y'all done fucked up right? Legalizing a lethal plant and dangerous drink and outlawing the most amazing green weed God's green Earth has ever seen? A Renewable energy source that makes paper, clothes, oil, and oh... it smokes real nice when it's grown right, and oh... everyone can grow right... So why, oh why would anyone try to refuse me my right to grow my own kind? You know what? YOU'RE OUT YOUR GODDAMNED MIND, TRYIN' TO MAN-HAND MINE! AND I'm a patriot, a southerner, and a lover of mama's apple pie. A Vet with a rep that you can't trample, so bet, go try and disenfranchise! AND GUESS WHAT? IT AIN'T JUST ME! So when the GOP leaves, naturally, it'll be, cause we went GREEN! [hook]